Man, when you thought all the bases covered, they bring you this. I'm horrible with needles already. I've told Heather that I'm not going to be very much help with her when I'm passed out on the floor. That actually happened about five years ago. We were newly married and Heather had to go to the emergency room for dehydration, I believe. The nurse was trying to put an IV in her and she looked up at me and sobbed, "Please honey, make them STOP!". I started stroking her face and telling her that everything would be okay soon, then BOOM!
The nurse started yelling, "We have one down! We have the husband down!". As I saw the nurse coming toward me, I tried to help myself up. Big mistake. Huge. What I didn't see right above me was a metal tray with my foreheads' name on it. Needless to say, right back down I went. At least this time I was knocked out instead of passed out.
I lost my consoling privileges that day. The nurse sent me to the chair so fast, it would make your head spin...Well, mine at least.
Everyone lived happily ever after (so far...story pending:)
2 comments:
Your story was so hilarious that I about snotted all over myself.I can just see you now when the baby is born. You better get a room with two beds!!lol loveya beck
OMG! Well, at least you'll have back up on THE BIG DAY! Ha!
You'll do fine I'm sure. If Roger can do it....YOU can do it! And that was a C-section!
Pat BOTH babies for me.
Lori
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