Monday, September 12, 2005

WANTED:  $1,000 REWARD ***EVICTION NOTICE***

Jonathon Wesley Skow
, tenant of physical property owned by Heather Jane Skow (landlord), is hereby notified that he has 48 hours in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises willingly, or wait until the final day. After this time, he will be physically removed from the property.

He is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. The tenant has also exceeded the timeframe of his stated lease, and renewal has NOT been approved. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal prior to the deadline stated above.


(If only this really worked!!)

Update from today's appointment: There is no update! No change, no scheduled induction...they'll see me next week. As always, we'll keep you posted if anything changes!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious blog! Glad you are keeping your sense of humor! Thanks for all the updates. We are praying for Jonathons safe arrival! Angelica & Jay

Anonymous said...

This is how I felt with Makayla! She was due on the 7th but didn't come until the 10th. I felt like charging her rent. Hang there! It's almost over. Then the fun really gets to start. I laughed all the way through your blog. Great sense of humor. Love you guys!
Rach

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